Gamers in Love
Man: What a sweet ass game….the graphics fucking rock…there’s an orc (or insert whatever other target here)….gotta kill it….
Woman: He came home and went straight up to the computer…I wonder if everything’s okay….I’ll take his dinner up to him…must’ve had a bad day…
Man: Orc…(bam)..ha…ha….oh, food – cool…oh shit, another orc….(bam)..crap must thank Woman…. “thanks”
Woman: He didn’t even look up at me when I brought him food and barely mumbled “thanks”…is he mad at me?…
Man: Orc….(bam)…one more and I should level up…wonder what skills I can buy…oh a troll…(bam)…ha…ha…got him…
Woman: Maybe I’ll take a bath and put on something sexy…maybe it’ll fix what’s wrong….
Man: Food’s good…nice of her to bring it up…she’s so sweet….(bam)…FUCK…I missed
Woman (now all sexy and smelling good and trying her best to be charming and kiss butt to fix whatever he’s ignoring her about): “Hey, honey…was dinner okay? Can I get you anything else?” standing in the door in his favorite black lace see-through teddy….
Man: fuck, where are these bastards coming from….I’m almost dead….woman talked…must answer… “No, I’m good”….
Woman (screaming): “YOU MOTHER FUCKING ASSHOLE! FUCK YOU!”…son of bitch won’t even turn around (out she storms)…it must be because I’m fat and he doesn’t love me anymore….maybe there’s another woman…some young slut or something…..cries…
Man: what the hell is her problem….oh…cool, I’m now a 5th level Ranger….what skills should I buy now?…kick ass game…must tell the other’s about it…..I wonder if there’s dessert?
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